SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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