Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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