i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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