Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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