Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
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