Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
Randomize
