So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
It's blow job season.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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