it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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