i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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