Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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