when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Little spoons don't ask big questions
honey bunches of taint.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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