I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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