Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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