question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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