She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
two words...techno handjob
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
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