Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
did you hook up austin?
No! he threw up in my bathroom, made me wake up and order him jimmy johns, beat my roommate with a macaroni and cheese box, and then passed out with her in her bed
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
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