we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
The best revenge is premature balding
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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