I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
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