it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
and you fell through a lawn chair
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
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