She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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