we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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