I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
