we're blogging at a bar
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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