He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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