I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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