you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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