Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
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