I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
