in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
You're earring is so big in my mouth
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
i drank out of a bidet.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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