I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
I think your dad took our porno
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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