i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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