tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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