I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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