mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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