is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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