Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
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