sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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