Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
You know, be my cock's hype man.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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