Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
from now on my penis is your penis
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
Randomize
