I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
Randomize
