Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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