He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
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