I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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