it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
I will be naked everywhere
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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