That's intense
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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