I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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