We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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