I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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