oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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