I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
I'm drive I can fine osifer
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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